Meetings: Practical Alternative to Work
Are you lonely? Don't like working your own? Hate making decision? Then call a meeting!
In Meeting you can...SEE People, DRAW Flowcharts, FEEL Important and can IMPRESS Your colleagues...all on company time
Inter-Office E-mail
What Those Words on Yearly Performance Reviews Really Mean
Outgoing personality- Always going out of the office
Great Presentation Skills- Able to bullshit
Good Communication Skills- Spends lot of time on phone
Work is First Priority- Too Ugly to get a Date
Active Socially- Drinks a lot
Independent Worker- Nobody knows what he/she does
Quick Thinking- Offers Plausible excuses
Careful Thinker- Won’t make a decision
Uses Logic on difficult jobs – Get someone else to do it
Expresses Themselves well – Speaks English
Meticulous Attention to Detail- Anti Picker
Has Leadership Qualities- has a louder voice
Exceptionally Good Judgment- Lucky
Keen Sense of Humor- Knows a lot of dirty jokes
Career minded- Back Stabber
Loyal- Can’t get a job anywhere else
Plans for Promotion/Advancement- Buys drinks for all the boys
Of Great Value to the Organization- Gets to work on time
Relaxed Attitude- Sleeps at desk
Organizational Structure
Management Lesson
Never Start a Project Unless all Resources are Available
Waiting for Bonus
